1:05:01
that it's width, width that
gives sexual gratification.
1:05:04
I've read it.
Cosmo, Redbook, you name it.
1:05:07
What am I supposed to do? I've got
the thinnest penis in the world! Here.
1:05:11
- It's like a Twizzler. Look!
- No, no, stop that.
1:05:14
Sit down!
Sit!
1:05:18
It's not your dick.
It's you.
1:05:21
I'm telling you now,
if you painted it silver...
1:05:23
and twisted it on the end,
it'd look like a kickstand.
1:05:27
If man-whoring
has taught me anything,
1:05:29
it's that most women are as unhappy
with their entire body...
1:05:32
as you are
with your small penis.
1:05:34
- Thin penis.
- Whatever.
1:05:37
- While you're worried about your penis,
- Thin penis.
1:05:40
women are worried
about their height,
1:05:42
their weight,
their giant feet,
1:05:45
the stream of obscenities that could
burst through their mouth at any second.
1:05:48
If you make a woman
feel good about herself,
1:05:51
it really doesn't matter
what's wrong with you.
1:05:56
Even if it's
really, really thin?
1:05:58
We're talkin'
spaghetti stick.
1:06:03
Tell you what.
1:06:04
Every time you're feeling self-conscious
about your thin dick,
1:06:08
say something nice to make
your woman feel sexy.
1:06:13
I mean, is that it?
I mean, is that all there is?
1:06:18
There is
one other thing.
1:06:21
% Do a little dance
Make a little love %
1:06:25
% Get down tonight %
1:06:27
% Get down tonight %
1:06:29
% Do a little dance
Make a little love %
1:06:33
% Get down tonight
Get down tonight %
1:06:37
Uh, yes, sir.
1:06:39
Um, you're sure there isn't
anything you can do?
1:06:45
Yes, sir.
I understand.
1:06:54
Listen.
I really appreciate you helping me.
1:06:58
I guess
I misjudged you.