1:06:03
Tell you what.
1:06:04
Every time you're feeling self-conscious
about your thin dick,
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say something nice to make
your woman feel sexy.
1:06:13
I mean, is that it?
I mean, is that all there is?
1:06:18
There is
one other thing.
1:06:21
% Do a little dance
Make a little love %
1:06:25
% Get down tonight %
1:06:27
% Get down tonight %
1:06:29
% Do a little dance
Make a little love %
1:06:33
% Get down tonight
Get down tonight %
1:06:37
Uh, yes, sir.
1:06:39
Um, you're sure there isn't
anything you can do?
1:06:45
Yes, sir.
I understand.
1:06:54
Listen.
I really appreciate you helping me.
1:06:58
I guess
I misjudged you.
1:07:02
Anyway, I got you
off the hook.
1:07:04
Why am I still worried?
1:07:06
You got to give them T.J.
1:07:08
- I can't do that!
- You got no choice.
1:07:11
I've been workin'
on this case for three months.
1:07:13
- Boss says somebody's
got to be arrested.
- But T.J.'s my friend.
1:07:17
They're serious, Deuce.
1:07:19
Look, I don't like it,
but it's either you or him.
1:07:26
Your Honor, sex for money
is morally reprehensible.
1:07:31
Mr. Bigalow has compounded this crime
by refusing to name his he-pimp.
1:07:36
Therefore, we ask for
the maximum term...
1:07:39
for each of the five counts
of prostitution.
1:07:45
[Loud Thudding, Rumbling]
1:07:59
[Burps, Sighs]