1:08:04
Excuse me.
1:08:19
We never had sex.
1:08:22
We talked about it.
1:08:24
Well, I talked about it.
1:08:27
But Deuce never took advantage of me.
He should have.
1:08:31
But he's my friend.
1:08:33
He made me realize that I wasn't
just some hot babe with huge tits.
1:08:38
Even though I am.
1:08:41
Oh, and he also
got me walkin' again.
1:08:51
Deuce and I
never had sex.
1:08:53
- It was physically impossible.
-[Man #1] Freak!
1:08:57
It's true I paid him money
to be with him,
1:08:59
and I'd do it again because he made me
feel good about myself.
1:09:04
Behemoth.
[Coughs]
1:09:07
And no one ever
touched my feet before.
1:09:11
[Man #2] That's a huge bitch!
1:09:13
Deuce taught me to be
comfortable with who I am.
1:09:17
Thank you, Deuce.
1:09:19
Y-- Asshole!
1:09:24
These are very serious
charges, Mr. Bigalow.
1:09:27
I just have one question
to ask you.
1:09:29
During your entire stint as a he-whore,
did you have sex with anyone?
1:09:35
- Yes, Your Honor.
- [Spectators Gasp]
1:09:39
Just one woman.
1:09:42
- And I'm in love with her.
- [All Gasping]
1:09:44
Order!
[Banging Gavel]
1:09:46
Order, please.
1:09:48
This is very important,
Mr. Bigalow.
1:09:51
Did she pay you for sex?
1:09:56
No.
1:09:59
Case dismissed.