Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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1:09:04
Behemoth.
[Coughs]

1:09:07
And no one ever
touched my feet before.

1:09:11
[Man #2] That's a huge bitch!
1:09:13
Deuce taught me to be
comfortable with who I am.

1:09:17
Thank you, Deuce.
1:09:19
Y-- Asshole!
1:09:24
These are very serious
charges, Mr. Bigalow.

1:09:27
I just have one question
to ask you.

1:09:29
During your entire stint as a he-whore,
did you have sex with anyone?

1:09:35
- Yes, Your Honor.
- [Spectators Gasp]

1:09:39
Just one woman.
1:09:42
- And I'm in love with her.
- [All Gasping]

1:09:44
Order!
[Banging Gavel]

1:09:46
Order, please.
1:09:48
This is very important,
Mr. Bigalow.

1:09:51
Did she pay you for sex?
1:09:56
No.
1:09:59
Case dismissed.
1:10:00
[All Cheering]
1:10:02
Yes!
1:10:16
These shots will deaden
the nerve area...

1:10:19
where your hair transplants
will be.

1:10:23
There.
That should do it.

1:10:26
Nurse, would you please
remove our donor hair.

1:10:29
I'll be back
in a minute.

1:10:42
Mr. Johnson, please
Just lie back down now.

1:10:46
Oh, my God.
Deuce!

1:10:48
Kate, listen to me.
1:10:50
What are you
doing here?

1:10:52
It's the only way
I could get you to see me.

1:10:55
Deuce, it's over
between us.

1:10:58
[Grunting]

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