:33:00
- Kuidas läheb?
- Päris hästi.
:33:03
- Hey, Dad, let me ask you a question.
- And what's that, son?
:33:06
Do you think it's wrong for a man
to accept money from a woman...
:33:10
to, you know,
show her a good time?
:33:12
I was just thinking about that
this morning.
:33:14
The idea of a man-whore
is a relatively new idea.
:33:21
- Cologne?
- No, thanks.
:33:23
[Loud Fart]
:33:25
These women are looking for something
more than just sex. They want romance.
:33:29
- What do you mean?
- [Loud Fart]
:33:31
Well, it was like when I met
your mom, God rest her soul.
:33:35
I didn't have so much
as a toilet to clean.
:33:38
Still, I wasn't going to pay her
a dime for sex, no matter
what she was charging.
:33:42
- What?
- [Loud Fart]
:33:44
Your mom could've had any man
she wanted in that strip club,
:33:48
and this being my first time in Bangkok,
I was looking for a good time myself.
:33:52
- You met Mom where?
- It's not important.
- [Loud Fart]
:33:54
The thing is,
she saw something in me...
:33:57
beyond the 200 baht--
:34:00
a man with an eye
for adventure...
:34:02
who wasn't afraid
to risk it all.
:34:04
Dad, are you saying that--
:34:06
[Grunting, Shit Splattering
Into Toilet]
:34:10
So we took all her
one-dollar bills off the stage,
:34:13
said good-bye
to that donkey...
:34:15
and two days later
we were man and wife.
:34:19
And we were happily married
a long time.
:34:22
So, do you think I should be
more of a risk-taker?
:34:26
- [Toilet Flushing]
- Worked for me.
:34:28
Thanks, Pops.
:34:30
[Toilet Continues Flushing]
:34:34
Well, son,
:34:37
looks like I've got
some work to do.
:34:44
You got yourself
a man-whore.
:34:46
Hah!
[Chuckling]
:34:48
My man!