:34:00
a man with an eye
for adventure...
:34:02
who wasn't afraid
to risk it all.
:34:04
Dad, are you saying that--
:34:06
[Grunting, Shit Splattering
Into Toilet]
:34:10
So we took all her
one-dollar bills off the stage,
:34:13
said good-bye
to that donkey...
:34:15
and two days later
we were man and wife.
:34:19
And we were happily married
a long time.
:34:22
So, do you think I should be
more of a risk-taker?
:34:26
- [Toilet Flushing]
- Worked for me.
:34:28
Thanks, Pops.
:34:30
[Toilet Continues Flushing]
:34:34
Well, son,
:34:37
looks like I've got
some work to do.
:34:44
You got yourself
a man-whore.
:34:46
Hah!
[Chuckling]
:34:48
My man!
:35:03
- Is-- Is Tina here?
- Yes.
:35:05
I'm Deuce Bigalow,
your date.
:35:08
I'll get my things.
:35:16
I love this place.
:35:18
- Where you from again?
- Norway.
:35:20
-[Man #1] Freak!
- I hear great things about it.
:35:23
-[Man #2] Holyshit, it's Bigfoot!
- So, how'd you end up here?
:35:27
I had a pituitary gland procedure
at U.C.L.A. Medical Center...
:35:30
and fell in love
with the people here.
:35:33
[Man #3] Hey, keep it in the circus!
:35:35
This place has gone way downhill.
What do you say we go somewhere else?
:35:39
[Man #4] That's a huge bitch!
:35:42
I'm sorry about
what those people said.
:35:45
You should be able to go
on all the rides.
:35:48
[Cup Slams On Table]
:35:50
I had a really great time,
:35:52
but I should go--
[Groans]
:35:54
Easy. Easy!
:35:56
Hey, easy!
:35:58
[Grunts]
Wait! Wait!