Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:39:03
Let's put the top up.
I'll put on the air conditioning.

:39:10
You probably want
to take me home, don't you?

:39:12
No.
:39:16
Hey, I got an idea.
:39:19
% [Organ: Charge]
:39:23
I'm nervous.
There's a lot of people here.

:39:25
- Don't worry--
- Crap muncher!

:39:27
[Man Mutters] "Crap muncher"?
:39:29
I know!
He was definitely safe!

:39:32
- What do you think
about the other team?
- Assholes!

:39:36
Right.
And their pitcher--

:39:38
I mean, stop stalling
and throw it already.

:39:41
Ball hair!
Ball hair!

:39:43
Yeah,
ball hair!

:39:46
What we need
is a strike hair.

:39:49
That other team is a bunch of
high-priced babies!

:39:52
- Whores!
- Yeah! You tell 'em, baby!

:39:54
[Crowd Cheering]
:39:59
- [Crowd Booing]
- They called him out?

:40:01
- Scrotum licker!
- Yeah!

:40:04
Piss face!
Piss face! Piss face!

:40:06
[All Chanting] Piss face!
Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!

:40:11
Piss face! Piss face!
Piss face!

:40:16
Deucey, you the best he-bitch
in my man-stable.

:40:20
If I had two more man-ginas like you,
I'd be a millionaire.

:40:23
T.J., I think
I'm gonna get out.

:40:26
Sit down.
:40:28
- This next date is what
we man-pimps call a doozy.
- What's wrong with this one?

:40:33
- Nothin'.
- Have you seen her?

:40:35
What is she, 80?
A hunchback?

:40:37
She just got out of college.
Her girlfriends pitched in
to get her a little beefcake.

:40:42
- She thinks it's a blind date.
- It's a guy, isn't it?

:40:47
I don't think so,
but I have been fooled before.


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