Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:40:01
- Scrotum licker!
- Yeah!

:40:04
Piss face!
Piss face! Piss face!

:40:06
[All Chanting] Piss face!
Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!

:40:11
Piss face! Piss face!
Piss face!

:40:16
Deucey, you the best he-bitch
in my man-stable.

:40:20
If I had two more man-ginas like you,
I'd be a millionaire.

:40:23
T.J., I think
I'm gonna get out.

:40:26
Sit down.
:40:28
- This next date is what
we man-pimps call a doozy.
- What's wrong with this one?

:40:33
- Nothin'.
- Have you seen her?

:40:35
What is she, 80?
A hunchback?

:40:37
She just got out of college.
Her girlfriends pitched in
to get her a little beefcake.

:40:42
- She thinks it's a blind date.
- It's a guy, isn't it?

:40:47
I don't think so,
but I have been fooled before.

:41:13
You must be Kate.
:41:15
Excuse me.
Waiter.

:41:17
Uh, yeah, sorry.
We're busy tonight.

:41:23
- All right, number four?
- Yes, thank you.

:41:29
- I'm Kate.
- Are you sure?

:41:32
I think so.
:41:34
I'm sorry.
You're just not what I expected.

:41:37
- Really.
- No, no.

:41:40
I-I mean, in a good way.
:41:43
They didn't say
you were so... perfect.

:41:47
[Laughs]
"Perfect"

:41:51
Sally and Megan didn't tell me
a lot about you.

:41:54
Who?
:41:57
Oh, right, uh--
:41:59
Well, I clean tanks... ers.
Tankers.


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