Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:42:04
I'm sorry.
I'm still kinda shocked.

:42:06
I mean, you're--
you're really normal.

:42:10
Thank you.
:42:12
My last couple of dates
have been horrible.

:42:15
- You get fixed up
on a lot of blind dates?
- Only recently.

:42:20
- How about you?
- This is my first.

:42:24
- I hope this place is okay.
- Are you kidding? It's terrific.

:42:30
[Gasps]
Oh, God.

:42:32
- Are you okay?
- Is this one of those--

:42:35
It's a sushi bar.
:42:37
-Are you allergic?
- You could say that.

:42:39
[Exhales] That's a dog-faced
puffer fish over there.

:42:42
He's not even fully matured yet.
He's a teenager, for crying out loud!

:42:46
[Speaking Japanese]
:42:49
Can I ask you
to stop that, please?

:42:52
Hai.
:42:56
I don't see how it could
possibly be pleasurable for a woman.

:43:00
I just don't think
it's natural.

:43:03
You're not supposed to
go up there.

:43:05
To tell you the truth,
I don't know how men do it either.

:43:08
You're not curious
Just to try something new?

:43:12
I'm just not into it.
:43:15
- So space exploration
is definitely out for you.
- Definitely.

:43:18
I mean, more power to any woman
who wants to be an astronaut.

:43:21
I just wouldn't do it.
:43:23
Frankly, I'd rather
take it up the butt.

:43:30
So you think
this is a good spot?

:43:34
Perfect.
:43:39
- Life's funny, huh?
- Mmm.

:43:41
Some pretty close calls.
:43:44
Wonder if he knew
how close he came to the end.

:43:47
Oh, he knew.
:43:49
I bet he never thought he'd be held
by such a lovely woman.

:43:53
Deuce.
:43:55
You're embarrassing me
in front ofour new friend.


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