Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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1:06:09
- I'm just exhausted.
- Oh, God, you were amazing.
Are you kidding?

1:06:14
[Elevator Doors Shut]
1:06:17
I just had to see
for myself.

1:06:24
Oof! Oh!
1:06:27
-[Groaning]
- Kate!

1:06:30
% I'm not in love %
1:06:34
% I'm not in love %
1:06:48
Ohh!
1:06:50
- What?
- How's Elaine?

1:06:53
You know, your wife.
1:06:57
Bastard!
1:06:59
This wasn't about
some black book.

1:07:01
Your wife was a customer
of Antoine's, wasn't she?

1:07:03
That son of a bitch is goin' down.
And you're gonna join him!

1:07:09
How's that gonna fix
your marriage?

1:07:15
Look, I lost someone
that I love too.

1:07:20
You know why
she did this?

1:07:22
You wanna know why
she went outside our marriage?

1:07:26
It's because
of my dick, man.

1:07:28
I mean, that's the reason.
It's my dick.

1:07:31
Take it easy.
1:07:34
You're saying your wife cheated on you
because your penis is too small?

1:07:37
It's not too small. It's too thin,
okay? My dick is too thin.

1:07:42
- I've got a thin dick!
- Can you keep it down?

1:07:46
- I'd like to come back here someday.
- Everybody knows...

1:07:49
that it's width, width that
gives sexual gratification.

1:07:52
I've read it.
Cosmo, Redbook, you name it.

1:07:55
What am I supposed to do? I've got
the thinnest penis in the world! Here.

1:07:59
- It's like a Twizzler. Look!
- No, no, stop that.


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