1:08:02
Sit down!
Sit!
1:08:06
It's not your dick.
It's you.
1:08:09
I'm telling you now,
if you painted it silver...
1:08:12
and twisted it on the end,
it'd look like a kickstand.
1:08:15
If man-whoring
has taught me anything,
1:08:18
it's that most women are as unhappy
with their entire body...
1:08:21
as you are
with your small penis.
1:08:23
- Thin penis.
- Whatever.
1:08:26
- While you're worried about your penis,
- Thin penis.
1:08:29
women are worried
about their height,
1:08:32
their weight,
their giant feet,
1:08:35
the stream of obscenities that could
burst through their mouth at any second.
1:08:37
If you make a woman
feel good about herself,
1:08:41
it really doesn't matter
what's wrong with you.
1:08:46
Even if it's
really, really thin?
1:08:48
We're talkin'
spaghetti stick.
1:08:53
Tell you what.
1:08:55
Every time you're feeling self-conscious
about your thin dick,
1:08:59
say something nice to make
your woman feel sexy.
1:09:04
I mean, is that it?
I mean, is that all there is?
1:09:09
There is
one other thing.
1:09:12
% Do a little dance
Make a little love %
1:09:16
% Get down tonight %
1:09:18
% Get down tonight %
1:09:21
% Do a little dance
Make a little love %
1:09:25
% Get down tonight
Get down tonight %
1:09:28
Uh, yes, sir.
1:09:31
Um, you're sure there isn't
anything you can do?
1:09:37
Yes, sir.
I understand.
1:09:46
Listen.
I really appreciate you helping me.
1:09:51
I guess
I misjudged you.
1:09:54
Anyway, I got you
off the hook.
1:09:56
Why am I still worried?
1:09:59
You got to give them T.J.