:34:00
Prophets. Two of'em.
:34:04
- You know what I'm sayin´, Silent Bob?
- You gotta be kidding me.
:34:08
We call this piece "The Fecalator."
:34:11
One look at it and the target
shits him or herself.
:34:15
Try it on.
:34:18
It's a lot more compact than the flaming
sword, but not nearly as impressive.
:34:23
It doesn't have that
"Wrath ofthe Almighty" edge to it.
:34:27
How am I supposed to strike fear into
hearts ofthe wicked with this thing?
:34:32
Look at this.
:34:33
Well, then, you know, don't use a gun.
Lay the place to waste like.
:34:39
Easy foryou to say.
You get off light in a razing.
:34:43
You got to stand there and read
at Sodom and Gomorrah.
:34:45
I had to do all the work.
:34:48
What work did you do?
You lit a few fires.
:34:52
I rained down sulfur.
There's a subtle difference.
:34:55
Okay, I'm sure.
:34:57
Fuckyou. Any moron with a pack
of matches can set a fire.
:35:02
Raining down sulfur
is like an endurance trial.
:35:05
Mass genocide is the most
exhausting activity one can engage in...
:35:08
next to soccer.
:35:11
I'll take this one.
:35:30
So, what's up? You have a friend for
Silent Bob, or areyou gonna do us both?
:35:34
Ifso, I'm first.
I hate sloppy seconds.
:35:37
You're a man of principle.
:35:39
Jersey's pretty far from McHenry.
May I ask what brought you here?
:35:44
Some fuck named John Hughes.
:35:47
Sixteen Candles John Hughes?
:35:50
You know that guy too?
That fuckin´ guy.
:35:54
He made this flick Sixteen Candles.
Not bad.
:35:58
There's tits in it, but no bush.