:35:02
Raining down sulfur
is like an endurance trial.
:35:05
Mass genocide is the most
exhausting activity one can engage in...
:35:08
next to soccer.
:35:11
I'll take this one.
:35:30
So, what's up? You have a friend for
Silent Bob, or areyou gonna do us both?
:35:34
Ifso, I'm first.
I hate sloppy seconds.
:35:37
You're a man of principle.
:35:39
Jersey's pretty far from McHenry.
May I ask what brought you here?
:35:44
Some fuck named John Hughes.
:35:47
Sixteen Candles John Hughes?
:35:50
You know that guy too?
That fuckin´ guy.
:35:54
He made this flick Sixteen Candles.
Not bad.
:35:58
There's tits in it, but no bush.
:36:00
But Ebert over here don't give
a shit about that kind of thing...
:36:04
because he's like in love
with this John Hughes guy.
:36:07
He goes out and rents
every one of his movies.
:36:09
Fuckin´ Breakfast Club, where stupid
kids actually show up for detention.
:36:15
Fuckin´ WeirdScience, where this babe
wants to undress and get down...
:36:19
but, oh, no, she don't,
because it's a PG movie.
:36:23
And then Prettyin Pink, which I can't
watch with this tubby bitch anymore...
:36:28
because when the redhead hooks up
with her dream guy...
:36:32
he starts sobbin´ like a little bitch
with a skinned knee and shit.
:36:37
And there's nothing worse
than watchin´ a fuckin´ fat man weep.
:36:41
What exactly brought you
to Illinois?
:36:43
All these movies take place in this
small town called Shermer, Illinois...
:36:48
where all the honeys are top-shelf
but all the dudes are whiny pussies.
:36:53
Except for Judd Nelson.
He was fuckin´ harsh.
:36:57
But best of all...
:36:58
there was no one dealin´, man.