:49:03
And being that I can't even
trust you enough to kill a woman...
:49:10
well, I'm left with no choice...
:49:13
but to seek outside assistance
in guarding said package.
:49:22
I'm gonna have to summon
the Golgothan.
:49:29
I appreciate the loan, brother.
You can have that back.
:49:32
Man, I remember when all we used to have
for breakfast was fish and goat's milk.
:49:36
- What doyou call this shit?
- Egga Mooby Muffin.
:49:39
Now, how ´bout you start explaining
some things, like for starters...
:49:43
how did you know
where to find us?
:49:44
Do you know what the dead do
with most of their time?
:49:47
Watch the living.
Especially in the shower.
:49:51
I can't wait to die.
:49:53
And why areyou watching me?
:49:55
Because you're the one who's gonna
help me get some changes made...
:49:58
in that book
you put so much stock in.
:50:00
- Hustler?
- The Bible!
:50:03
- What's your beefwith the Bible?
- For starters, I'm not in it.
:50:07
Neither are any of us, but you
don't hear us bitchin´ and moanin´.
:50:11
But I'm supposed to be in it.
I was the 13th Apostle.
:50:17
I've gone to church my whole life and
never heard of Rufus, the 13th Apostle.
:50:22
But you heard of
the other 12 Apostles.
:50:25
They were all white boys, I might add.
But no mention of me, Rufus.
:50:29
And why is that?
'cause I'm a black man.
:50:33
Butyou know what?
That's just my pet peeve.
:50:35
I'm mainly here to correct a major error
you've been basing your faith on.
:50:41
- What's that?
-Jesus wasn't white.Jesus was black.
:50:45
I don't buy it.
:50:46
If that's true, why did He get
written about and you were left out?
:50:51
Well, He is the Son ofGod.
:50:54
Kind of hard to have
a New Testament without him.
:50:57
So you fudge a few facts,
you put a spin on his ethnicity.