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- Hustler?
- The Bible!
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- What's your beefwith the Bible?
- For starters, I'm not in it.
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Neither are any of us, but you
don't hear us bitchin´ and moanin´.
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But I'm supposed to be in it.
I was the 13th Apostle.
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I've gone to church my whole life and
never heard of Rufus, the 13th Apostle.
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But you heard of
the other 12 Apostles.
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They were all white boys, I might add.
But no mention of me, Rufus.
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And why is that?
'cause I'm a black man.
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Butyou know what?
That's just my pet peeve.
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I'm mainly here to correct a major error
you've been basing your faith on.
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- What's that?
-Jesus wasn't white.Jesus was black.
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I don't buy it.
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If that's true, why did He get
written about and you were left out?
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Well, He is the Son ofGod.
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Kind of hard to have
a New Testament without him.
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So you fudge a few facts,
you put a spin on his ethnicity.
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Leaving me out is okay 'cause you
still got 1 2 white boys to choose from.
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- Areyou gonna listen to this shit?
- That's what people of Antioch said...
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right before they stoned my ass.
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You were martyred?
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That's one way of puttin´ it.
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Anotherway is to say I was bludgeoned
to shit by big fucking rocks.
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White folks only wanna hear
the good shit--
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Iife eternal,
a place in God's Heaven.
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But as soon as you hear
that you're gettin´ this good shit...
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from a black Jesus, ya freak.
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And that, my friends,
is called hypocrisy.
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A black man can steal your stereo,
but he can't beyour savior.
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You gonna eat that hash brown?
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So, you went to Heaven?
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Damn right I went to Heaven!
That's the least He could do.
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In the three years I followed His ass
around Jerusalem, did I ever get laid?
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Hell no.
And I was in my prime.
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I could have been knee-deep
in shepherds´ daughters...