:51:00
Leaving me out is okay 'cause you
still got 1 2 white boys to choose from.
:51:05
- Areyou gonna listen to this shit?
- That's what people of Antioch said...
:51:09
right before they stoned my ass.
:51:12
You were martyred?
:51:13
That's one way of puttin´ it.
:51:15
Anotherway is to say I was bludgeoned
to shit by big fucking rocks.
:51:19
White folks only wanna hear
the good shit--
:51:23
Iife eternal,
a place in God's Heaven.
:51:25
But as soon as you hear
that you're gettin´ this good shit...
:51:29
from a black Jesus, ya freak.
:51:31
And that, my friends,
is called hypocrisy.
:51:33
A black man can steal your stereo,
but he can't beyour savior.
:51:39
You gonna eat that hash brown?
:51:42
So, you went to Heaven?
:51:44
Damn right I went to Heaven!
That's the least He could do.
:51:48
In the three years I followed His ass
around Jerusalem, did I ever get laid?
:51:53
Hell no.
And I was in my prime.
:51:57
I could have been knee-deep
in shepherds´ daughters...
:52:00
not to mention fine-ass
Mary Magdalene.
:52:03
She had a thing for dark meat,
if you follow me.
:52:05
Maybe this is just me talking,
but ifl were in Heaven...
:52:09
I wouldn't care what the Bible said
as long as they got the message right.
:52:13
The message is what counts.
:52:15
But folks who build their faith
on that message should be color blind.
:52:20
And all my rabble-rousing
is not doing that much above.
:52:24
So I'm gonna need
some help down here.
:52:26
That's why I'm gonna help you stop those
angels from gettin´ into that church...
:52:31
in exchange foryou helping me
with my campaign.
:52:34
How do you know about that,
the angels?
:52:37
- Isn't much I don't know about you.
- I find that hard to believe.
:52:41
When you were five, you let a kid
from next door piss on your hand.
:52:46
You did that shit?
You're nasty.
:52:51
I never told anybody about that.
:52:54
Neither did he.
:52:56
Two years later,
that kid died of leukemia.
:52:59
His name was Brian Johnson.