:04:00
She was the oldest
living Lutheran.
:04:03
Now she's as dead as a doornail.
:04:05
It's the damn Shriners
who won't take down...
:04:08
that goddamn sign,
the lazy sons of bitches.
:04:10
Every year... every damn year,
I tell 'em...
:04:13
"Take down
the goddamn Freda sign...
:04:16
"you lazy sons of bitches!"
:04:30
Today's "to do" list includes
a trip to the Mall of America...
:04:34
where we are going
to be buying outfits...
:04:36
for the physical fitness number.
:04:37
Nothing too showy.
:04:38
No. You betcha, Iris.
:04:40
We need that third judge.
Gosh, don't let me forget...
:04:42
We need to think of a theme.
:04:43
Gladys, look out!
:04:46
Gosh darn it.
Hello, Father Dunegan.
:04:47
Sidewalks? Sidewalks?
:04:51
Iris, stop it.
It's not his fault.
:04:53
The communal wine just proves
too tempting for some of them.
:04:57
That's why we Lutherans
use grape Kool-Aid...
:04:58
for the blood of Christ.
:04:59
There's a parking space
over there.
:05:02
Oh, no.
That's just a compact. Sorry.
:05:04
You'd think they'd have
the parking lot of America...
:05:06
to go with the Mall of America.
:05:07
It's a $200 fine!
:05:10
I told you I would move the car
if a cripple came.
:05:13
Now just run in the store
and pick out some outfits.
:05:16
All right, let's go.
:05:17
Wait, wait, wait.
:05:19
What?
:05:20
I think I just thought
of the theme.
:05:22
Oh, what?
:05:24
"Proud to be an American. "
:05:27
So, what was the theme
of the pageant last year?
:05:30
Oh, that was "Buy American. "
:05:33
And the year before that was...
:05:34
"U.S.A. Is A-OK!"
:05:37
And can you remember the theme
of your favorite pageant?
:05:39
Can I?
:05:41
"Amer-I Can!"
:05:44
People ask me where I get this.
:05:46
I don't know.
A gift from God or something.
:05:59
Hi.