:35:03
God, I hope that's you
and not your concussion talking.
:35:07
It's me.
:35:08
I just don't want this to be
the thing that you do over.
:35:13
Now, this pageant's
your ticket out of here...
:35:16
and I know you can win.
:35:18
Come here.
:35:21
Oh, I love you much.
:35:23
I love you much.
:35:24
And you're gonna win.
:35:26
She's gonna win.
:35:28
Isn't she gonna win, Loretta?
:35:29
You bet.
:35:30
You'll see.
:35:31
Hell no, she ain't quitting.
:35:33
No. Mom said if I did...
:35:35
she'd look up my dad
and marry him.
:35:36
So, has your mom
kept your dad's life a secret?
:35:39
No, she never hid the fact...
:35:41
that my dad
picked his career over us.
:35:43
What did she used to say?
:35:45
Once a carny, always a carny.
:35:46
Mom still cries
when she sees a tilt-a-whirl...
:35:49
or a fat lady in a tube top.
:35:51
The Atkins fire.
:35:53
Foul play? Shit, no.
:35:55
After some extensive
investigating...
:35:57
we determined that it must
have been bad wiring.
:36:00
Bad wiring?
:36:02
That's the biggest
crock of shit I ever heard.
:36:06
What, they have a sale
on dull needles at K-Mart?
:36:08
I just need one more do-over.
:36:28
Now, we need to remember the
three most important parts...
:36:32
to give a really good
interview...
:36:35
Listen up, number one.
:36:37
Number one.
:36:39
American Teen Princesses...
:36:41
do not cross their legs
like streetwalkers.
:36:43
Excuse me,
"Miss Penthouse '98... "
:36:45
put your knees together.
:36:47
I could drive
a boat show in there.
:36:48
Ankles together.
:36:49
Hands resting
lightly on your laps.
:36:52
Good.
Sit up straight. Smile.
:36:54
All right, number two.
:36:56
The judges are just
as nervous as you are.