:36:00
Bad wiring?
:36:02
That's the biggest
crock of shit I ever heard.
:36:06
What, they have a sale
on dull needles at K-Mart?
:36:08
I just need one more do-over.
:36:28
Now, we need to remember the
three most important parts...
:36:32
to give a really good
interview...
:36:35
Listen up, number one.
:36:37
Number one.
:36:39
American Teen Princesses...
:36:41
do not cross their legs
like streetwalkers.
:36:43
Excuse me,
"Miss Penthouse '98... "
:36:45
put your knees together.
:36:47
I could drive
a boat show in there.
:36:48
Ankles together.
:36:49
Hands resting
lightly on your laps.
:36:52
Good.
Sit up straight. Smile.
:36:54
All right, number two.
:36:56
The judges are just
as nervous as you are.
:37:06
So, are you about ready...
:37:08
to start the judging,
start the interview there?
:37:14
I guess I could answer that.
:37:16
Yeah, we're ready.
:37:18
So we should probably get
the young girls in here, then.
:37:21
You know,
to start the interviews.
:37:25
If you could be any tree
in the woods...
:37:30
what kind of tree would you be?
:37:34
Dogwood.
:37:35
Bonsai.
:37:37
Green?
:37:38
I can be any kind
of tree you want.
:37:40
Just give me a minute
to warm up.
:37:47
One with strong roots in
a community like Mount Rose...
:37:51
a solid Christian trunk...
:37:54
and long leafy branches
to provide shade...
:37:58
for handicapped kids
on a hot summer day.