:50:00
You know what, girls?
:50:01
Keep them away from you so
they don't get on the outfits.
:50:04
There we go.
:50:05
Let's form a line.
:50:09
What kind of a mental retard...
:50:11
paints stepladders
right before a pageant?
:50:13
I'm the judge!
:50:15
Back, you cuddly retard.
:50:19
Go, Hank!
:50:20
It's OK.
:50:22
My dress is fine.
:50:25
All right, so...
:50:27
our other judges are...
:50:29
Jean Kangas...
:50:31
and John Dough...
:50:32
Opening number looked good...
:50:35
solid, but now you're going
to have to actually dance.
:50:39
So, here, put a dab of this
on the old choppers, ladies.
:50:42
It'll help you smile...
:50:44
and when they're looking
at your teeth, God willing...
:50:46
they won't be looking
at your feet.