:52:05
Hurry up.
:52:07
OK, I think we all got some.
:52:08
Just take it off.
:52:10
Here, I didn't...
:52:12
I think it went really well.
:52:15
Don't go in the bathroom.
:52:16
Tess blew chunks all over.
:52:18
She ate a really large dinner.
:52:21
Maybe she should've
shoved that lucky bolt...
:52:23
down her throat for dessert.
:52:25
And the winner
of the spirit award goes to...
:52:28
I'd like to take you back
seventeen years...
:52:32
when a peanut farmer
was in the White House...
:52:35
a group of boys
calling themselves Queen...
:52:37
topped the record charts...
:52:39
and Gladys Leeman
was Gladys Wood...
:52:42
and she was Mount Rose
American Teen Princess.
:52:52
Thank you very much.
:52:55
You know, seventeen years ago,
I won the talent contest...
:52:59
by sewing...
:53:01
these culottes...
:53:02
Butterick pattern
seven-four-three-two.
:53:04
And can you believe it?
:53:06
They still fit.
:53:07
She had a big ass then,
she's got a big ass now.
:53:10
Our next contestant is ready,
so let's welcome her...
:53:13
Tess Weinhaus.
:53:19
Yeah, it's just gone.
:53:23
I mean...
:53:24
I just wanna tap, you know?
:53:27
I'm not saying I'm the best
or that I'd even win, but...
:53:31
shouldn't I at least
get a chance to compete?
:53:34
The beagle is known
for its howl.
:53:41
I just wanted my mom
to see me dance.
:53:44
Amber, Amber, come here.
:53:46
Please. I got so much Vaseline
on my teeth...
:53:49
I'm going to be smiling
for a year.
:53:51
No. Here.
:53:52
It's nothing special...
:53:54
but talent like yours doesn't
need to hide behind sequins.
:53:57
Oh, Miss K.
:53:58
Oh, look.
:53:59
But none can compare
to the greatest bark of all...