:15:03
You'll own everything!
:15:06
All right, all right. l'll sign.
:15:08
All the bank's mortgages are yours.
:15:10
And a teller to be named later.
:15:15
All right! Pay off the mortgage now, or
this quaint little fixer upper is mine!
:15:20
- You're not our banker.
- l am now.
:15:24
Read it and weep.
:15:27
How can you do this to us?
:15:29
How can l do this to you?
Madam, l was born to do it.
:15:32
lt's in my genes. Now get out,
and take your munchkins with you.
:15:36
That's right. Chop-chop.
Single file.
:15:38
And wipe that smile off your face.
And no talking.
:15:41
With his ill-gotten gains,
Snidely Whiplash was taking over...
:15:45
all of Semi-Happy Valley,
and that included the local motel...
:15:49
the Slaw-Dogs stand...
:15:51
the funeral home...
:15:53
the very town itself.
:15:55
Naturally, local residents
became a mite concerned.
:16:05
What's going on out here?
What's wrong?
:16:08
We've all just lost
our homes and businesses.
:16:10
Yeah!
:16:12
Oh! Well, that's a relief.
:16:15
lt is?
:16:16
Yes. l thought that this was
about the vampires.
:16:19
No! This is about that bloodsucker,
Snidely Whiplash.
:16:23
He's taken everything--
our homes, our businesses, our farms.
:16:25
- Yeah!
- What do you mean, ''vampires''?
:16:28
You mean you don't know?
:16:31
- The woods are filled with them.
- What?
:16:38
Our hero, Dudley Do-Right,
had never felt so alone.
:16:42
Whiplash City was a ghost town.
:16:44
His long-lost Nell
had been gone for years.
:16:47
Now it was just him and Horse.
:16:49
lt's just you and me, Horse.
:16:53
lf l know anything, Horse,
these two things are true--
:16:57
Nell will never come back...