Dudley Do-Right

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Once upon a time, in the little village
of Pudding-on-the-Ritz...

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there lived a wolf named Phox.

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That's Phox with a ''PH.'' P-H-O-X.
My card.

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There was no one so clever
at driving a bargain.

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This horse is exactly what you need,
Grandpa.

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Got a three-speed bridle,
matching horse shoes, wide sidewalls.

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lt's a steal at 40 pazoozas.

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- Can l look at its teeth?
- Teeth? Teeth?

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You buying a horse or a beauty queen?
Come on, now.

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Well, all right.
Here's your money.

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And here's your horse!

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Well, come on, horsie.

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Hey! l wanted a live horse!

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lt was alive--
but l didn't say when.

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Nobody liked the Phox with a ''PH,'' but
nobody could ever get the better of him.

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One day, the sly Phox was tripping
through the woods...

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Oh, hardy, har, har.

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when he chanced upon a mysterious box
sitting in an open glade.

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On its top was written
this strange legend.

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''To take my treasure you may try...

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but he who opens me shall die!''
A treasure chest!

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Gadzooks, l'm in luck!

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But whoever opens it shall die.

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Ergo, l got to get some dummy
to open it for me.

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But who would be that much
of a nitwit?

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Desmond Dullwit wasn't exactly
the village idiot.

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- But l came in second.
- Desmond, old buddy!

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l need somebody to open a box for me.