Dudley Do-Right
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Do you have any idea what
this could possibly mean?

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Doris Day.
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- Just a guess.
- Dom Deluise.

:56:11
- Daniel Day-Lewis.
- Snoop Doggy Dogg.

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- Daphne du Maurier.
- Oh, shut up.

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- Doc Duvalier.
- David Duchovny?

:56:18
- Delores Del Rio.
- Shut up, you idiots.

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Dan Rather.
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These initials could
only mean one thing--

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Dudley Do-Right.
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You think Do-Right has got
the guts for something like this?

:56:31
- Of course l do.
- Wow.

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You realize what this means, don't you?
He's becoming the bad guy.

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Where does that leave me?
l used to be the bad guy.

:56:42
lf he's capable of doing this...
:56:44
who knows what other really fun,
bad-guy stuff he's been doing.

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- What other stuff indeed.
- David Duchovny.

:56:53
For Snidely was about to discover
a crime so low, so hideous...

:56:57
it had to involve toilet paper.
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Oh, man.
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What a bleak and rimy day.
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Something like this just
makes you sick to your stomach.

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Don't touch me!
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- Where are you going?
- My work is done here now.

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So it's time for me
to rejoin my family.

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You have a family?
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Yeah, well, it's a long story.
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But basically,
l was lost like you.

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l wasn't a hero to anyone,
not even myself.

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No one ever really
believed in me.

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But l feel you're my friend now,
and you believe in me.

:57:45
And that gives me the strength
to rejoin my loved ones...

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if l can find them.
:57:52
l'm a new man, Dudley,
thanks to you.

:57:56
- What about the chain saw?
- Parting gift.


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