:40:02
- lt's very funny.
- l'm not joshing you...
:40:05
even the tiniest bit.
:40:06
The highest level
of the Canadian government...
:40:09
has called me out of retirement
to replace you here.
:40:13
l know what this is about.
:40:15
l was supposed to have a meeting
with Snidely Whiplash...
:40:17
but l completely forgot about it.
:40:19
- Then l went to Ottawa instead.
- And then Ottawa called on me.
:40:22
Now give me your uniform
and your sidearm and leave.
:40:26
- My uniform, sir?
- l'm sorry, Dudley.
:40:29
This is a very sad moment.
:40:32
Yes, lnspector, it certainly is.
:41:16
He had lost his uniform.
:41:18
He had lost his horse.
:41:21
Dudley's dreams were shattered.
:41:23
Hello. Remember me?
l was on Regis and Kathie Lee.
:41:27
Yeah, l was. Honestly. Last week.
Only last week. lt was very good.
:41:31
l was on Regis and Kathie Lee.
:41:34
Hello. l know Bette Midler personally.
:41:37
Hi! lt's me!
l was on Regis and Kathie Lee last week.
:41:41
Hey! l know you.
:41:44
You are Dudley Do-Right
of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
:41:47
l never forget a face--
:41:50
although a name
sometimes escapes me.
:41:52
Sir, l lost my job today.
My horse ran away.
:41:57
And l'd really like to be alone
right now, if you don't mind.