:37:03
What Dudley didn't know was that
Snidely had friends in high places...
:37:06
- What are you looking at?
- as well as low.
:37:08
Well, that is an amazing story
you tell, Officer Do-Right.
:37:12
Thank you. l also know a story
about a hermit who kept a--
:37:15
But let's say you're wrong.
:37:17
Wouldn't a rumor like that
destroy the suddenly...
:37:20
burgeoning economy of your little town?
:37:22
That's what Snidely Whiplash said,
but he didn't use the word ''burgeoning.''
:37:26
This Mr. Whiplash sounds like
a very community-minded fellow to me.
:37:30
Oh, come on. Wake up.
He's the bad guy.
:37:32
Just look at the way he dresses.
:37:35
Ah, but is he really?
:37:36
Here we have millions
of American dollars...
:37:40
pouring into an otherwise
impoverished section of Canada.
:37:43
Strike me several times with a blunt
instrument, but that's not good?
:37:47
But it's wrong,
and as you can tell from my name--
:37:50
But isn't it sometimes difficult
to discern...
:37:53
the line between right and wrong?
:37:54
- Uh--
- Not for him.
:37:56
He's a Mountie. For these guys,
things are either right or wrong.
:38:00
Boom, boom. Cut and dried.
Discern that, why don't you?
:38:06
Gold! l found gold!
:38:08
He found gold!
:38:12
Right.
:38:13
We'll build the hotel on this side...
:38:15
and we'll put the condominiums
on that side...
:38:18
so people can walk
right out to the river.
:38:20
- l love it.
- Yes, l thought you might.
:38:22
- l bet everyone loves it.
- Well, who wouldn't?
:38:24
Well, l don't.
:38:26
- lt does have some problems.
- lt's not perfect.
:38:28
Oh, but it is perfect.
:38:31
You know, boys,
you're the best gang l've ever had.
:38:34
- Thanks, Whip.
- Thanks, Whip.
:38:37
Particularly you--
:38:38
Homer.
:38:40
Oh, gosh, l--
:38:42
Morning, boys.
:38:48
''Do-gooder heaven,'' eh?
Back to the Slaw-Dogs stand with you.
:38:52
l know, l know.