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:08:02
l'm telling. Here we go.
:08:04
- This guy ?
- Yeah, take a look at this kid.

:08:06
He was gonna start up a mobile
dog groomin' business.

:08:08
- He's cute. Yes !
- Really ?

:08:11
- He doesn't wanna be
like everybody else.
- No.

:08:13
He doesn't start it in a van or a pickup
truck or something like that.

:08:17
- The Ray-man, he starts it in a Camry !
- Camry !

:08:22
- Camry ! Two door.
- Camry.

:08:26
So he gets a tub,
and he puts it in the trunk.

:08:28
He throws the dogs in the tub, slams
the trunk and starts drivin' around.

:08:31
Speeds up, stops real quick,
turns left, turns right
to get the dogs all sudded up.

:08:35
Pretty smart, right ? Now, guess
how he dries 'em off. Guess.

:08:40
With the exhaust !
:08:43
What do you say ? We bring him in,
can't hurt. Just talk to him ?

:08:47
Well, l'm from east Texas. Yep.
:08:51
And when l was like 13,
:08:54
my mom got remarried to my stepfather
who was a traveling salesman.

:08:58
He got transferred up here to
San Francisco, so we all came along.

:09:03
- Here we are, here l am.
- Mm-hmm. Terrific.

:09:07
- Did you go to college or--
- l had a year of junior college.

:09:10
Home of the Bear Cats.
:09:13
Oh, scary. What did you study ?
:09:17
Studyin' ? Geez, that'd have been
a big help. Where were you then ?

:09:22
That's cute.
:09:24
- Straight ahead.
- What ? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

:09:27
And as you see, l can get rid
of the Texas accent whenever l want.

:09:31
Or l can just slide...
:09:35
real deep on into it like this.
:09:38
How do you decide ?
:09:41
To tell you the truth,
l find this accent here...

:09:45
don't do me no harm
with the ladies.

:09:50
Know what l mean, darlin' ?
:09:55
Yeah.
:09:57
No, never been married.

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