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:09:03
- Here we are, here l am.
- Mm-hmm. Terrific.

:09:07
- Did you go to college or--
- l had a year of junior college.

:09:10
Home of the Bear Cats.
:09:13
Oh, scary. What did you study ?
:09:17
Studyin' ? Geez, that'd have been
a big help. Where were you then ?

:09:22
That's cute.
:09:24
- Straight ahead.
- What ? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

:09:27
And as you see, l can get rid
of the Texas accent whenever l want.

:09:31
Or l can just slide...
:09:35
real deep on into it like this.
:09:38
How do you decide ?
:09:41
To tell you the truth,
l find this accent here...

:09:45
don't do me no harm
with the ladies.

:09:50
Know what l mean, darlin' ?
:09:55
Yeah.
:09:57
No, never been married.
:10:00
Um,
:10:03
l've been burned
a couple times, though.

:10:05
My father ?
:10:09
Um, well, let's see. When l was 12,
my mom got a hysterectomy.

:10:14
He ran off with her nurse,
and l haven't seen him since.

:10:18
That's my dad, Hank Pekurny.
:10:22
Next question ?
:10:24
Like one time l was playin'
pee-wee football back in Texas, right ?

:10:28
And l dislocated my finger.
:10:30
My mom comes rollin' out of
the bleachers now...

:10:32
and busts through this little
group of kids, grabs my finger.

:10:34
Whack !
Pops it back into place.

:10:36
Runs up, slaps the coach upside the head
and says, "Let's get the game on !"

:10:41
That's Mom.
:10:44
Well, l still can't really
bend this finger, though.

:10:48
Well.
:10:51
Oh.
:10:53
Uh, a dream ?
Oh, yeah, man, l got a dream.

:10:56
l, uh, just don't know
what it is yet, you know ?


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