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:10:00
Um,
:10:03
l've been burned
a couple times, though.

:10:05
My father ?
:10:09
Um, well, let's see. When l was 12,
my mom got a hysterectomy.

:10:14
He ran off with her nurse,
and l haven't seen him since.

:10:18
That's my dad, Hank Pekurny.
:10:22
Next question ?
:10:24
Like one time l was playin'
pee-wee football back in Texas, right ?

:10:28
And l dislocated my finger.
:10:30
My mom comes rollin' out of
the bleachers now...

:10:32
and busts through this little
group of kids, grabs my finger.

:10:34
Whack !
Pops it back into place.

:10:36
Runs up, slaps the coach upside the head
and says, "Let's get the game on !"

:10:41
That's Mom.
:10:44
Well, l still can't really
bend this finger, though.

:10:48
Well.
:10:51
Oh.
:10:53
Uh, a dream ?
Oh, yeah, man, l got a dream.

:10:56
l, uh, just don't know
what it is yet, you know ?

:11:18
Did you test him ?
Did you do any research ?

:11:22
Research ?
:11:23
We don't even have money in
our budget for coffee filters.

:11:26
We're using a yarmulke.
:11:29
But this is who you want ?
:11:33
l'm going based on something you once
said at a broadcaster's dinner.

:11:37
l love it. l love it !
:11:39
You see what she does ?
:11:41
See what she does ?
She attaches me to her choice.

:11:44
Thereby fueling my massive ego...
:11:47
and forcing me to like it.
:11:48
You're great !
How come you never doodle my name ?

:11:51
- l-l do.
- l'm joking.

:11:54
l'm joking.
:11:56
Once again.
:11:58
This is the guy
you want to go with ?


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