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:11:18
Did you test him ?
Did you do any research ?

:11:22
Research ?
:11:23
We don't even have money in
our budget for coffee filters.

:11:26
We're using a yarmulke.
:11:29
But this is who you want ?
:11:33
l'm going based on something you once
said at a broadcaster's dinner.

:11:37
l love it. l love it !
:11:39
You see what she does ?
:11:41
See what she does ?
She attaches me to her choice.

:11:44
Thereby fueling my massive ego...
:11:47
and forcing me to like it.
:11:48
You're great !
How come you never doodle my name ?

:11:51
- l-l do.
- l'm joking.

:11:54
l'm joking.
:11:56
Once again.
:11:58
This is the guy
you want to go with ?

:12:05
Yes.
:12:10
What happens when you go to
the bathroom ? Do they go in with ya ?

:12:14
No, Al !
l mean, the bathroom's out of bounds.

:12:17
Dinner's gettin' cold !
:12:18
My life is not so great
that l want it shown on television.

:12:21
And neither is yours, Ed.
:12:23
- That's the whole point.
This could change all that.
- How ?

:12:27
- Huh. Ha. l'm glad you asked.
l want to open a gym.
- A gymnasium ?

:12:32
No. A gymnasium is an old, white guy
shootin' free throws like this.

:12:36
l'm talkin' a modern-day
fitness center.

:12:38
What does this have
to do with Ed ?

:12:40
lf Ed is on TV for a month,
he gets a balloon payment.

:12:43
That's big money.
:12:45
l'd borrow against that right now
at the bank, l'd buy the gym,

:12:48
l make Ed a silent partner,
:12:50
and l cut all you in for a slice
because you signed the releases.

:12:54
- This is gonna cost us.
- lt's not gonna-- Hey, look.

:12:57
Open your eyes instead of your mouth
for once. This is a no-brainer.


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