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:28:04
What are you talkin' about being
sleepy ? Five minutes to tip-off.

:28:06
lt's time for Rocket ball !
:28:09
Ray, where do you keep
the glasses ?

:28:11
Oh, Shari's here.
Why didn't you just say so, huh ?

:28:16
- Hi, Shari.
- Who's Shari ?

:28:19
Who's that ?
:28:24
Okay. Oh, God, oh, God.
:28:26
- Want me to get that ?
- No, l got it. Ed, don't go, l--

:28:29
Whoa, whoa ! Look at that !
Get in on that !

:28:32
Oh, man !
:28:34
You're being misled by
a manipulating medium called television.

:28:37
- Let's get out.
- No, she's a homeless girl.
Ed, don't leave.

:28:41
She was out on the street, so l--
:28:43
She didn't have any clothes
or a place to stay, and l--
Honey ? Oh, shit ! Ed ?

:28:48
What do you mean homeless ?
My place is better than this dump.

:28:51
Dump ?
:28:52
- What ?
- That was Shari on the phone.
She saw the whole thing on TV.

:28:56
- l gotta tell ya, she's pissed.
- No shit, Ray. Who's the girl ?

:29:00
The-- Come here a second.
:29:03
She's the receptionist at the place
where l buy that gym equipment.

:29:06
And she's a real knockout and a redhead
to boot, which l've never had.

:29:10
And she's never given me
the time of day.

:29:12
Suddenly, today she's all, "Hey,
l saw you on TV, and you were great."

:29:16
And l'm all, "You know, l just made some
gingerroot gazpacho, come on over."

:29:20
The next thing you know,
ba-da-bing !

:29:22
- l mean, l'm human.
- What do you mean? Why didn't you stop?

:29:25
Stop ?
:29:27
- Why didn't you stop ?
- l'm the guy. l don't stop !

:29:31
That's the woman's job.
We're the gas, they're the brakes.

:29:36
- Go talk to Shari.
Honey, let him come talk to you.
- Why ? Why me ?

:29:41
- Because you brought the cameras here.
- You brought the girl.

:29:45
ls that the way it is ? You can't do me
that one little, simple favor ? Great.

:29:50
Okay, l don't need
any favors from you !

:29:53
Matter of fact,
P.S., go to hell !

:29:58
Friggin' out of his gourd.

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