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:29:00
The-- Come here a second.
:29:03
She's the receptionist at the place
where l buy that gym equipment.

:29:06
And she's a real knockout and a redhead
to boot, which l've never had.

:29:10
And she's never given me
the time of day.

:29:12
Suddenly, today she's all, "Hey,
l saw you on TV, and you were great."

:29:16
And l'm all, "You know, l just made some
gingerroot gazpacho, come on over."

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The next thing you know,
ba-da-bing !

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- l mean, l'm human.
- What do you mean? Why didn't you stop?

:29:25
Stop ?
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- Why didn't you stop ?
- l'm the guy. l don't stop !

:29:31
That's the woman's job.
We're the gas, they're the brakes.

:29:36
- Go talk to Shari.
Honey, let him come talk to you.
- Why ? Why me ?

:29:41
- Because you brought the cameras here.
- You brought the girl.

:29:45
ls that the way it is ? You can't do me
that one little, simple favor ? Great.

:29:50
Okay, l don't need
any favors from you !

:29:53
Matter of fact,
P.S., go to hell !

:29:58
Friggin' out of his gourd.
:30:00
Ed, man, come on, you know
l really need this. l need this !

:30:04
lf l go over there,
you know they're coming with me.

:30:06
lf l go over, she's gonna put
my balls in a blender.
You know you would, honey.

:30:10
All l'm askin' is just go talk to her
and beg her. Beg her if you have--

:30:14
Actually, honey, just let him
come beg you. And you owe me.

:30:19
- l owe you ?
- You know you owe me.

:30:21
- l owe you. l owe you ?
- You owe me.

:30:23
Yes, go !
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l can't go on about this.
"l owe you, you owe me."

:30:30
Look, l have a guest. l'm bein' rude,
all right ? l'll talk to you.

:30:35
Thanks, honey. Okay.
:30:43
Yeah, yeah, Phil,
are you watchin' this ?

:30:45
- Friggin' out of his gourd.
- You might wanna take a look.

:30:48
- Jack, let's go. We're gonna be late.
- Shush.

:30:51
- Don't shush me. Oh, shush.
- Shush ! Shush !

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Hi !

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