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:52:01
l called the company,
and no one came to get me.

:52:04
- Rita !
- Just a second.

:52:06
- Don't they give you a hat ?
- Some dorky kid stole it as a souvenir.

:52:11
That sucks.
:52:14
l'm kinda glad that he did,
'cause, goddamn, you look sexy.

:52:20
Ed, l don't wanna be
on television anymore.

:52:26
Shari, how's that gonna work ?
:52:28
l have been trying, okay ?
:52:34
But maybe we should just
hold off on seeing each other...

:52:38
until you are done
with all of this.

:52:46
You're outta there, baby !
All right ? Yeah !

:52:48
l knew it was gonna happen !
l told you !

:52:50
- That's a little extreme, isn't it ?
- l can't take it anymore.

:52:53
- l have no privacy.
- Oh, boo-hoo.

:52:57
Even now l'm crying, and l can't stop,
and they won't leave.

:53:01
And now it's gonna be
another month !

:53:03
- Everybody hates me.
- Nobody hates you. Why are you--

:53:06
- Who hates you ?
- A poll, Ed !

:53:08
U.S.A. Today:
"ls Shari Good Enough For Ed ?"

:53:12
Seventy-one percent
of the people said no.

:53:14
Who cares about what they say ?
l don't care.

:53:17
No, l do care. You know what ?
Shame on everybody !

:53:21
She's cryin' over here,
and it's all your fault.

:53:24
At least the 71perc. of you.
The other--

:53:27
- Twenty-nine.
- Twenty-nine percent.

:53:31
You're smart !
lsn't she smart ?

:53:35
God, she's sexy with
the wet hair and everything.

:53:37
And she's funny.
:53:39
She's really funny, too.
She really is !

:53:43
Oh ! Shari, do that, that Love Coroner
skit you did at the pool hall.

:53:49
lt's so fucking great. lt's great.
Okay. Okay, baby ? Set ?

:53:53
Back up, get a wide shot
of this, okay.

:53:55
All right, baby, remember--
Whoo-whoo-whoo.

:53:57
That's the punch line, all right ?
You got a whole runway.

:53:59
Are you set to pop ?
Ones and twos and-- Look right here.


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