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:53:01
And now it's gonna be
another month !

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- Everybody hates me.
- Nobody hates you. Why are you--

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- Who hates you ?
- A poll, Ed !

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U.S.A. Today:
"ls Shari Good Enough For Ed ?"

:53:12
Seventy-one percent
of the people said no.

:53:14
Who cares about what they say ?
l don't care.

:53:17
No, l do care. You know what ?
Shame on everybody !

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She's cryin' over here,
and it's all your fault.

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At least the 71perc. of you.
The other--

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- Twenty-nine.
- Twenty-nine percent.

:53:31
You're smart !
lsn't she smart ?

:53:35
God, she's sexy with
the wet hair and everything.

:53:37
And she's funny.
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She's really funny, too.
She really is !

:53:43
Oh ! Shari, do that, that Love Coroner
skit you did at the pool hall.

:53:49
lt's so fucking great. lt's great.
Okay. Okay, baby ? Set ?

:53:53
Back up, get a wide shot
of this, okay.

:53:55
All right, baby, remember--
Whoo-whoo-whoo.

:53:57
That's the punch line, all right ?
You got a whole runway.

:53:59
Are you set to pop ?
Ones and twos and-- Look right here.

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What... are you doing ?
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Do the thing.
Do the skit, you know.

:54:14
You want me to entertain
your audience ?

:54:19
What is this, Ed ?
An audition to be your girlfriend...

:54:22
because l'm not good enough for you ?
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No ! Shari, that's not it !
Come on, Shari !

:54:29
-Psycho chick.
-Damaged goods, bro. Do not accept, man.

:54:34
Man, this is stupid.
"ls Shari Good Enough For Ed ?"

:54:37
Who the hell am l, huh ?
Who do you think l should be dating ?

:54:40
There's a list !
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Really ?
:54:55
Ed ?

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