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You've counted on us,
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From the edge of the world
to the edge of your seat,
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from the streets of L.A.
To the Serengeti Plain,
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from inner peace to outer space,
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your funniest moments
and most tragic times.
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You've laughed, you've cried,
you've almost died.
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But now we'll take you
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No script, no actors, no editing.
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Every second is true on True TV...
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this spring.
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So, any questions?
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Yes?
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I think we get that is true,
but what is it?
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Cynthia, why don't you come up here?
This is your moment.
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Folks, this is Cynthia Topping.
She's the program director at True TV.
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She's the one thas gonna be strapped
to a Scud missile if this doesn't work.
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Thank you, Mr. Whitaker.
I've always wanted to travel.
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- Yes?
- Isn't this show similar to
a show P.B.S. Had in the '70s?
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- The Loud Family?
- No, no, this is completely different.
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We are gonna...
We're gonna pick one person,
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one, one normal person,
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not like you folks.
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And we're gonna put that person's life
on television all day long, live.
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Is not P.B.S.,
is not Real World.
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We're not gonna film it
and then edit it later.
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Is that how I sound?
I don't sound like that, do I?
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- More or less.
- On a good day.
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You never said anything?
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- I don't mean to be negative here.
- Ooh!
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Hey!
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I know this was your idea, but doesn't
this have a great chance of being...
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A big, smelly bomb?
Oh, you betcha! Yeah.
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And wouldn't that be,
you know, a bad thing?
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Keith, we're getting our butts kicked
by the Gardening Channel.
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People would rather watch soil.
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We are this close to having
chalk outlines around our careers.