:02:00
- Yes?
- Isn't this show similar to
a show P.B.S. Had in the '70s?
:02:05
- The Loud Family?
- No, no, this is completely different.
:02:09
We are gonna...
We're gonna pick one person,
:02:12
one, one normal person,
:02:15
not like you folks.
:02:17
And we're gonna put that person's life
on television all day long, live.
:02:23
Is not P.B.S.,
is not Real World.
:02:25
We're not gonna film it
and then edit it later.
:02:27
Is that how I sound?
I don't sound like that, do I?
:02:30
- More or less.
- On a good day.
:02:32
You never said anything?
:02:34
- I don't mean to be negative here.
- Ooh!
:02:37
Hey!
:02:40
I know this was your idea, but doesn't
this have a great chance of being...
:02:44
A big, smelly bomb?
Oh, you betcha! Yeah.
:02:46
And wouldn't that be,
you know, a bad thing?
:02:50
Keith, we're getting our butts kicked
by the Gardening Channel.
:02:54
People would rather watch soil.
:02:55
We are this close to having
chalk outlines around our careers.
:03:00
I love that we're doing this,
and I love that is risky.
:03:03
All anyone every does
in this business is follow the pack.
:03:06
Hell, if people tune into this twice
a day for five minutes, we're a hit.
:03:10
You know what finally
convinced me that this could work?
:03:13
Half a dozen wine coolers?
:03:15
When I realized that
the person we pick,
:03:18
the guy thas on TV
all day long, doesn't have to be good.
:03:21
- If he's good, great,
but if he's bad, even better.
- Bad is better?
:03:25
People can't turn away from an accident.
You drive by and say,
:03:29
''Ooh, I hope there's not
a head in the road. That would be... ''
:03:32
But then you look.
You don't wanna miss it.
:03:34
So we put a guy on TV,
and we sit and wait and see...
:03:37
if that head starts rollin'
down the highway.
:03:40
Now thas fun
for the whole family.
:03:42
- So, whas our next step?
- We find ourselves
a big, fat rolling head.
:03:49
Are you seeing this?
Are you looking around you?
:03:52
God, you know what this is?
:03:55
This is a horror show.
:03:59
- What are you going off
about now, John Boy?
- This doesn't bug you?