:03:00
I love that we're doing this,
and I love that is risky.
:03:03
All anyone every does
in this business is follow the pack.
:03:06
Hell, if people tune into this twice
a day for five minutes, we're a hit.
:03:10
You know what finally
convinced me that this could work?
:03:13
Half a dozen wine coolers?
:03:15
When I realized that
the person we pick,
:03:18
the guy thas on TV
all day long, doesn't have to be good.
:03:21
- If he's good, great,
but if he's bad, even better.
- Bad is better?
:03:25
People can't turn away from an accident.
You drive by and say,
:03:29
''Ooh, I hope there's not
a head in the road. That would be... ''
:03:32
But then you look.
You don't wanna miss it.
:03:34
So we put a guy on TV,
and we sit and wait and see...
:03:37
if that head starts rollin'
down the highway.
:03:40
Now thas fun
for the whole family.
:03:42
- So, whas our next step?
- We find ourselves
a big, fat rolling head.
:03:49
Are you seeing this?
Are you looking around you?
:03:52
God, you know what this is?
:03:55
This is a horror show.
:03:59
- What are you going off
about now, John Boy?
- This doesn't bug you?
:04:01
All our friends and
everybody getting married,
:04:04
and are having kids
and their careers.
:04:06
- Their kids are having careers.
Is a mess.
- Why would that bug me?
:04:10
Look at us, right?
We are doin' fine.
:04:12
Oh. Okay.
You have a beer around your neck.
:04:17
- Okay?
- Thas my point!
:04:19
- Your brother's here.
- Hey, go long, man.
:04:23
I'm gonna go say hi to Kim.
:04:25
Yeah. Listen, that was great
tonight. I loved it. Oh, man!
:04:30
- Insane, Ray.
- Whas goin' on?
:04:32
I'm tellin' ya, is weird.
:04:34
We meet, we go out and bing-bang-boom,
she's got me meetin' her parents.
:04:38
What do you mean,
bing-bang-boom, buddy?
:04:40
You've been goin' out with her
for six months.
:04:43
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
:04:45
I suddenly feel like
the walls are closing in on me.
:04:48
You know? The father is sittin' there
askin' me about my career prospects.
:04:53
- What was I saying?
- Can you believe that?
:04:55
Oh, at dinner,
:04:57
the dog is sniffing my balls.