:05:00
At least I hope it was the dog,
:05:02
because her mother
disappeared for a while.
:05:07
- Whas goin' on over there?
- They're doin' audition tapes
for that True TV thing.
:05:12
People are sendin' 'em in
from all over the place.
:05:14
- Oh, yeah? Thas cool!
- Whas cool?
:05:18
- To be that guy,
that guy they watch all day.
- Get outta here.
:05:21
Mark my words.
That guy is gonna be famous.
:05:25
He'll be able to get
whatever he wants, whoever he wants.
:05:28
Hey, trust me.
This is my business.
:05:31
- What is?
- Show business.
:05:33
- You in show business now?
- Yeah, I service video equipment.
:05:37
Thas like saying
those people stitchin' Nikes
in Panama are in the N.B.A.
:05:42
Hello?
:05:45
- Bed-wetter.
- Thumb-sucker.
:05:48
- You know what?
I'm gonna go make a tape.
- You know what?
:05:52
I'm excited.
:05:53
I know that I can do this.
:05:56
Is my turn.
I'm next, I'm next.
:05:58
- Buzz, can I get one more?
- You got it.
:06:02
Hello there.
:06:04
So Ray met the family, huh?
:06:06
Oh, yeah.
:06:09
I heard the dog really liked him.
:06:11
Yeah. The whole family loved him.
:06:14
But of course, my whole family really
loved the last guy I went out with,
:06:18
and he strung me along
for a year and then dumped me.
:06:20
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
:06:25
And, you know, every guy
I ever broke up with,
:06:30
the minute is over,
I could tell you what went wrong.
:06:33
How it went wrong.
Why it had to go wrong.
:06:37
But when I'm in it,
:06:39
lost.
:06:41
I'm like a love coroner!
:06:44
Bring me the corpse,
I'll tell you what killed it.
:06:47
But how to prevent it? Lost.
:06:52
Hi! I'm Ray Pekurny!
:06:56
I'm from here in San Francisco,
the greatest city in the world.