:06:02
Hello there.
:06:04
So Ray met the family, huh?
:06:06
Oh, yeah.
:06:09
I heard the dog really liked him.
:06:11
Yeah. The whole family loved him.
:06:14
But of course, my whole family really
loved the last guy I went out with,
:06:18
and he strung me along
for a year and then dumped me.
:06:20
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
:06:25
And, you know, every guy
I ever broke up with,
:06:30
the minute is over,
I could tell you what went wrong.
:06:33
How it went wrong.
Why it had to go wrong.
:06:37
But when I'm in it,
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lost.
:06:41
I'm like a love coroner!
:06:44
Bring me the corpse,
I'll tell you what killed it.
:06:47
But how to prevent it? Lost.
:06:52
Hi! I'm Ray Pekurny!
:06:56
I'm from here in San Francisco,
the greatest city in the world.
:07:02
- Are you with me?
- Yeah!
:07:04
Go, Niners!
:07:07
How are things goin'?
:07:09
Okay, I want to introduce you
to my girlfriend.
:07:12
She's really cute, she's really cool,
:07:16
and she's... really strong.
:07:19
She's a U.P.S. Person.
She lifts packages. Not beefy.
:07:22
She told me this joke. What do you get
when you cross U.P.S. With Fed Ex?
:07:27
Fed up! Is her joke.
:07:30
Oh, my brother, my brother.
Ed, yeah, come on.
:07:36
- Say somethin', Ed.
- Asshole!
:07:39
- Come on, man. Say somethin'.
- All right.
:07:43
I don't know about this whole 24-hour
TV thing y'all got goin',
:07:47
- but if you are gonna go forward
with it, this is your man.
- Smart guy.
:07:50
The Ray-man here.
This guy's got stories.
:07:53
- This guy has lived.
- I've got stories. I've lived!
:07:56
- Tell 'em about that dog grooming
business you started.
- No, not that story.
:07:58
- You gotta tell 'em about that.
- No, I don't really wanna...