:07:02
- Are you with me?
- Yeah!
:07:04
Go, Niners!
:07:07
How are things goin'?
:07:09
Okay, I want to introduce you
to my girlfriend.
:07:12
She's really cute, she's really cool,
:07:16
and she's... really strong.
:07:19
She's a U.P.S. Person.
She lifts packages. Not beefy.
:07:22
She told me this joke. What do you get
when you cross U.P.S. With Fed Ex?
:07:27
Fed up! Is her joke.
:07:30
Oh, my brother, my brother.
Ed, yeah, come on.
:07:36
- Say somethin', Ed.
- Asshole!
:07:39
- Come on, man. Say somethin'.
- All right.
:07:43
I don't know about this whole 24-hour
TV thing y'all got goin',
:07:47
- but if you are gonna go forward
with it, this is your man.
- Smart guy.
:07:50
The Ray-man here.
This guy's got stories.
:07:53
- This guy has lived.
- I've got stories. I've lived!
:07:56
- Tell 'em about that dog grooming
business you started.
- No, not that story.
:07:58
- You gotta tell 'em about that.
- No, I don't really wanna...
:08:02
I'm telling. Here we go.
:08:04
- This guy?
- Yeah, take a look at this kid.
:08:06
He was gonna start up a mobile
dog groomin' business.
:08:08
- He's cute. Yes!
- Really?
:08:11
- He doesn't wanna be
like everybody else.
- No.
:08:13
He doesn't start it in a van or a pickup
truck or something like that.
:08:17
- The Ray-man, he starts it in a Camry!
- Camry!
:08:22
- Camry! Two door.
- Camry.
:08:26
So he gets a tub,
and he puts it in the trunk.
:08:28
He throws the dogs in the tub, slams
the trunk and starts drivin' around.
:08:31
Speeds up, stops real quick,
turns left, turns right
to get the dogs all sudded up.
:08:35
Pretty smart, right? Now, guess
how he dries 'em off. Guess.
:08:40
With the exhaust!
:08:43
What do you say? We bring him in,
can't hurt. Just talk to him?
:08:47
Well, I'm from east Texas. Yep.
:08:51
And when I was like 13,
:08:54
my mom got remarried to my stepfather
who was a traveling salesman.
:08:58
He got transferred up here to
San Francisco, so we all came along.