:09:03
- Here we are, here I am.
- Mm-hmm. Terrific.
:09:07
- Did you go to college or...
- I had a year of junior college.
:09:10
Home of the Bear Cats.
:09:13
Oh, scary. What did you study?
:09:17
Studyin'? Geez, thad have been
a big help. Where were you then?
:09:22
Thas cute.
:09:24
- Straight ahead.
- What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
:09:27
And as you see, I can get rid
of the Texas accent whenever I want.
:09:31
Or I can just slide...
:09:35
real deep on into it like this.
:09:38
How do you decide?
:09:41
To tell you the truth,
I find this accent here...
:09:45
don't do me no harm
with the ladies.
:09:50
Know what I mean, darlin'?
:09:55
Yeah.
:09:58
No, never been married.
:10:00
Um,
:10:03
I've been burned
a couple times, though.
:10:05
My father?
:10:09
Um, well, les see. When I was 12,
my mom got a hysterectomy.
:10:14
He ran off with her nurse,
and I haven't seen him since.
:10:18
Thas my dad, Hank Pekurny.
:10:22
Next question?
:10:24
Like one time I was playin'
pee-wee football back in Texas, right?
:10:28
And I dislocated my finger.
:10:30
My mom comes rollin' out of
the bleachers now...
:10:32
and busts through this little
group of kids, grabs my finger.
:10:34
Whack!
Pops it back into place.
:10:36
Runs up, slaps the coach upside the head
and says, ''Les get the game on! ''
:10:41
Thas Mom.
:10:44
Well, I still can't really
bend this finger, though.
:10:48
Well.
:10:51
Oh.
:10:53
Uh, a dream?
Oh, yeah, man, I got a dream.
:10:56
I, uh, just don't know
what it is yet, you know?