:10:00
Um,
:10:03
I've been burned
a couple times, though.
:10:05
My father?
:10:09
Um, well, les see. When I was 12,
my mom got a hysterectomy.
:10:14
He ran off with her nurse,
and I haven't seen him since.
:10:18
Thas my dad, Hank Pekurny.
:10:22
Next question?
:10:24
Like one time I was playin'
pee-wee football back in Texas, right?
:10:28
And I dislocated my finger.
:10:30
My mom comes rollin' out of
the bleachers now...
:10:32
and busts through this little
group of kids, grabs my finger.
:10:34
Whack!
Pops it back into place.
:10:36
Runs up, slaps the coach upside the head
and says, ''Les get the game on! ''
:10:41
Thas Mom.
:10:44
Well, I still can't really
bend this finger, though.
:10:48
Well.
:10:51
Oh.
:10:53
Uh, a dream?
Oh, yeah, man, I got a dream.
:10:56
I, uh, just don't know
what it is yet, you know?
:11:18
Did you test him?
Did you do any research?
:11:22
Research?
:11:24
We don't even have money in
our budget for coffee filters.
:11:26
We're using a yarmulke.
:11:29
But this is who you want?
:11:33
I'm going based on something you once
said at a broadcaster's dinner.
:11:37
I love it. I love it!
:11:39
You see what she does?
:11:41
See what she does?
She attaches me to her choice.
:11:45
Thereby fueling my massive ego...
:11:47
and forcing me to like it.
:11:48
You're great!
How come you never doodle my name?
:11:51
- I-I do.
- I'm joking.
:11:54
I'm joking.
:11:56
Once again.
:11:58
This is the guy
you want to go with?