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:11:18
Did you test him?
Did you do any research?

:11:22
Research?
:11:24
We don't even have money in
our budget for coffee filters.

:11:26
We're using a yarmulke.
:11:29
But this is who you want?
:11:33
I'm going based on something you once
said at a broadcaster's dinner.

:11:37
I love it. I love it!
:11:39
You see what she does?
:11:41
See what she does?
She attaches me to her choice.

:11:45
Thereby fueling my massive ego...
:11:47
and forcing me to like it.
:11:48
You're great!
How come you never doodle my name?

:11:51
- I-I do.
- I'm joking.

:11:54
I'm joking.
:11:56
Once again.
:11:58
This is the guy
you want to go with?

:12:05
Yes.
:12:10
What happens when you go to
the bathroom? Do they go in with ya?

:12:14
No, Al!
I mean, the bathroom's out of bounds.

:12:17
Dinner's gettin' cold!
:12:18
My life is not so great
that I want it shown on television.

:12:21
And neither is yours, Ed.
:12:23
- Thas the whole point.
This could change all that.
- How?

:12:27
- Huh. Ha. I'm glad you asked.
I want to open a gym.
- A gymnasium?

:12:32
No. A gymnasium is an old, white guy
shootin' free throws like this.

:12:36
I'm talkin' a modern-day
fitness center.

:12:38
What does this have
to do with Ed?

:12:40
If Ed is on TV for a month,
he gets a balloon payment.

:12:43
Thas big money.
:12:45
I'd borrow against that right now
at the bank, I'd buy the gym,

:12:48
I make Ed a silent partner,
:12:50
and I cut all you in for a slice
because you signed the releases.

:12:54
- This is gonna cost us.
- Is not gonna... Hey, look.

:12:58
Open your eyes instead of your mouth
for once. This is a no-brainer.


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