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:12:05
Yes.
:12:10
What happens when you go to
the bathroom? Do they go in with ya?

:12:14
No, Al!
I mean, the bathroom's out of bounds.

:12:17
Dinner's gettin' cold!
:12:18
My life is not so great
that I want it shown on television.

:12:21
And neither is yours, Ed.
:12:23
- Thas the whole point.
This could change all that.
- How?

:12:27
- Huh. Ha. I'm glad you asked.
I want to open a gym.
- A gymnasium?

:12:32
No. A gymnasium is an old, white guy
shootin' free throws like this.

:12:36
I'm talkin' a modern-day
fitness center.

:12:38
What does this have
to do with Ed?

:12:40
If Ed is on TV for a month,
he gets a balloon payment.

:12:43
Thas big money.
:12:45
I'd borrow against that right now
at the bank, I'd buy the gym,

:12:48
I make Ed a silent partner,
:12:50
and I cut all you in for a slice
because you signed the releases.

:12:54
- This is gonna cost us.
- Is not gonna... Hey, look.

:12:58
Open your eyes instead of your mouth
for once. This is a no-brainer.

:13:01
The whole time I'm gonna
be promoting the gym on TV.

:13:05
Is free advertising.
:13:07
I mean...
Does anyone else see this?

:13:10
How 'bout sex?
:13:14
Sorry, Al, but
I'm gonna have to pass.

:13:17
And is not an age thing,
'cause you are still a handsome man.

:13:19
No! Do they show you having sex?
:13:23
No, Al.
Look, kissin' and huggin'.

:13:27
- Nudity?
- Ed, you're not gonna be nude.

:13:29
- Why would I be nude, Ma?
- What kind of a show is this?
Is a filthy show!

:13:33
- It is not a filthy show.
- Have you even read the whole contract?

:13:36
- Do you even know whas in it?
- Miss Cautious all of a sudden.

:13:39
She meets a guy in a bar,
she's married an hour later.

:13:42
- We didn't get married, we
just thought we were married.
- Marcia, calm down, honey.

:13:46
He's pickin' on me, and he's
bringin' up all kinds of issues.

:13:49
- Married is married is married.
- Maybe this isn't a good idea.

:13:53
What isn't?
:13:55
The whole thing. Maybe I'll just
get out now before it gets complicated.

:13:59
- No harm, no foul.
- Great. They had to pick you.
They couldn't pick me.


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