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:13:01
The whole time I'm gonna
be promoting the gym on TV.

:13:05
Is free advertising.
:13:07
I mean...
Does anyone else see this?

:13:10
How 'bout sex?
:13:14
Sorry, Al, but
I'm gonna have to pass.

:13:17
And is not an age thing,
'cause you are still a handsome man.

:13:19
No! Do they show you having sex?
:13:23
No, Al.
Look, kissin' and huggin'.

:13:27
- Nudity?
- Ed, you're not gonna be nude.

:13:29
- Why would I be nude, Ma?
- What kind of a show is this?
Is a filthy show!

:13:33
- It is not a filthy show.
- Have you even read the whole contract?

:13:36
- Do you even know whas in it?
- Miss Cautious all of a sudden.

:13:39
She meets a guy in a bar,
she's married an hour later.

:13:42
- We didn't get married, we
just thought we were married.
- Marcia, calm down, honey.

:13:46
He's pickin' on me, and he's
bringin' up all kinds of issues.

:13:49
- Married is married is married.
- Maybe this isn't a good idea.

:13:53
What isn't?
:13:55
The whole thing. Maybe I'll just
get out now before it gets complicated.

:13:59
- No harm, no foul.
- Great. They had to pick you.
They couldn't pick me.

:14:03
If he doesn't want to do it...
:14:06
If he doesn't want to do it? He's 31
years old, he's a video store clerk!

:14:10
What is his grand master plan here?
:14:13
What, is he gonna spend
the rest of his life...

:14:15
rearranging Ernest movies?
:14:17
Everyone who works there
is 12 years old.

:14:20
They go through college, they graduate,
and then they stop working there.

:14:23
Except for him! He stays to welcome
the next batch of 12-year-olds.

:14:27
Is a job for retards!
:14:30
Ray, stop that!
:14:32
- Was I being insultin'?
- Uh-huh.

:14:34
- Tch!
- Yeah, kinda.

:14:37
- As usual.
- A fella can't...

:14:40
All right, look, look. Hey.
:14:45
- You don't have to be scared.
- I'm not scared.

:14:48
- Don't be scared. You're scared, man.
- I'm not scared.

:14:52
- I am not scared, Ray.
- I know you got that
doe-in-the-headlights look.

:14:56
You're mixing your proteins
and starches, and you can't...

:14:59
I'll tell you what. You don't
have to worry about anything.
You know why? Huh?


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