:14:03
If he doesn't want to do it...
:14:06
If he doesn't want to do it? He's 31
years old, he's a video store clerk!
:14:10
What is his grand master plan here?
:14:13
What, is he gonna spend
the rest of his life...
:14:15
rearranging Ernest movies?
:14:17
Everyone who works there
is 12 years old.
:14:20
They go through college, they graduate,
and then they stop working there.
:14:23
Except for him! He stays to welcome
the next batch of 12-year-olds.
:14:27
Is a job for retards!
:14:30
Ray, stop that!
:14:32
- Was I being insultin'?
- Uh-huh.
:14:34
- Tch!
- Yeah, kinda.
:14:37
- As usual.
- A fella can't...
:14:40
All right, look, look. Hey.
:14:45
- You don't have to be scared.
- I'm not scared.
:14:48
- Don't be scared. You're scared, man.
- I'm not scared.
:14:52
- I am not scared, Ray.
- I know you got that
doe-in-the-headlights look.
:14:56
You're mixing your proteins
and starches, and you can't...
:14:59
I'll tell you what. You don't
have to worry about anything.
You know why? Huh?
:15:03
- No, why?
- Because big brother's riding shotgun.
:15:07
I've got your back.
:15:10
Did anything ever happen to you when you
were a kid? Anyone ever bother you?
:15:13
- Just you.
- Just... Just me.
:15:17
You bring those cameras over
to big brother, and I promise you...
:15:19
I will make something happen
for both of us, for all of us!
:15:33
You know, how many chances
do guys like you and I get?
:15:38
- I don't know.
- Yeah, thas right, you don't know.
:15:50
Guys, when am I gonna get my on-air
feed? All I'm gettin' are color bars.
:15:54
Mike, loosen up a little bit.
Stand by to lose laser. Yeah, good.
:15:58
T.O.C., we're ready to feed.