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:24:00
- They're livin' together.
- You want to save this till later?

:24:04
No, no, now's the perfect time.
:24:06
He's a singer in a piano bar.
Sings, plays the piano.
And thas how they met.

:24:10
- He sang to her and they fell in love.
- Not even, Buzz.

:24:13
No. Get this. Some drunk hit him
in the head with a snifter.

:24:18
One of those things
you keep on the bar for tips?

:24:20
You don't know, Buzz,
'cause you never get tips.

:24:22
He hit him over the head 'cause he's
terrible, he's wretched, he's awful.

:24:25
He's dreadful, he sucks,
I'm tellin' ya, right?

:24:28
Thas what happened. She's pullin'
a chunk of glass out of his skull,

:24:32
and he bleeds on her,
and thas all she needs!

:24:35
Bing! Is amore, right?
:24:37
The question I'm askin' is:
:24:40
Whas she doin' in a bar?
She's an alcoholic for Chriss sakes!

:24:44
No, Ray, buddy, not here.
:24:48
I gotta pee, I gotta pee.
:24:53
Hey, what, are you hidin'
from the police or somethin'?

:24:56
Come on, show yourself.
Look, is she beautiful?

:25:00
She's beautiful, right?
Thas my girl.

:25:02
While I'm gone, Edward, tell
'em about that time we lied to Mom...

:25:05
and then went to Tijuana
to find the donkey show.

:25:10
I got her, I got her.
:25:15
- You are, though.
- What?

:25:19
Beautiful.
:25:27
- Thank you.
- You're welcome. Yeah, bud?

:25:30
I'm taking a poll on whether or not
I should shave my head.

:25:35
I've had about 19 beers,
so take that into account.

:25:38
- Barry, did you see that?
- What?

:25:41
- The girl. The look.
- Yeah.

:25:44
She likes the Ed guy better
than she likes the brother.

:25:47
I don't think I like it.
I don't think is nice.

:25:49
Is a good set of hair
you got on your head now.

:25:52
I've had about enough of this.
Give me the remote.

:25:55
Just a few more minutes.
Read your book.


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