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The... Come here a second.
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She's the receptionist at the place
where I buy that gym equipment.

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And she's a real knockout and a redhead
to boot, which I've never had.

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And she's never given me
the time of day.

:29:12
Suddenly, today she's all, ''Hey,
I saw you on TV, and you were great.''

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And I'm all, ''You know, I just made some
gingerroot gazpacho, come on over.''

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The next thing you know,
ba-da-bing!

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- I mean, I'm human.
- What do you mean? Why didn't you stop?

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Stop?
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- Why didn't you stop?
- I'm the guy. I don't stop!

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Thas the woman's job.
We're the gas, they're the brakes.

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- Go talk to Shari.
Honey, let him come talk to you.
- Why? Why me?

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- Because you brought the cameras here.
- You brought the girl.

:29:45
Is that the way it is? You can't do me
that one little, simple favor? Great.

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Okay, I don't need
any favors from you!

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Matter of fact,
P.S., go to hell!

:29:58
Friggin' out of his gourd.
:30:00
Ed, man, come on, you know
I really need this. I need this!

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If I go over there,
you know they're coming with me.

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If I go over, she's gonna put
my balls in a blender.
You know you would, honey.

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All I'm askin' is just go talk to her
and beg her. Beg her if you have...

:30:14
Actually, honey, just let him
come beg you. And you owe me.

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- I owe you?
- You know you owe me.

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- I owe you. I owe you?
- You owe me.

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Yes, go!
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I can't go on about this.
''I owe you, you owe me.''

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Look, I have a guest. I'm bein' rude,
all right? I'll talk to you.

:30:35
Thanks, honey. Okay.
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Yeah, yeah, Phil,
are you watchin' this?

:30:46
- Friggin' out of his gourd.
- You might wanna take a look.

:30:48
- Jack, les go. We're gonna be late.
- Shush.

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- Don't shush me. Oh, shush.
- Shush! Shush!

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Hi!

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