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:28:04
What are you talkin' about being
sleepy? Five minutes to tip-off.

:28:06
Is time for Rocket ball!
:28:09
Ray, where do you keep
the glasses?

:28:11
Oh, Shari's here.
Why didn't you just say so, huh?

:28:16
- Hi, Shari.
- Who's Shari?

:28:19
Who's that?
:28:24
Okay. Oh, God, oh, God.
:28:26
- Want me to get that?
- No, I got it. Ed, don't go, l...

:28:29
Whoa, whoa! Look at that!
Get in on that!

:28:32
Oh, man!
:28:34
You're being misled by
a manipulating medium called television.

:28:37
- Les get out.
- No, she's a homeless girl.
Ed, don't leave.

:28:41
She was out on the street, so l...
:28:43
She didn't have any clothes
or a place to stay, and l...
Honey? Oh, shit! Ed?

:28:48
What do you mean homeless?
My place is better than this dump.

:28:51
Dump?
:28:52
- What?
- That was Shari on the phone.
She saw the whole thing on TV.

:28:56
- I gotta tell ya, she's pissed.
- No shit, Ray. Who's the girl?

:29:00
The... Come here a second.
:29:03
She's the receptionist at the place
where I buy that gym equipment.

:29:06
And she's a real knockout and a redhead
to boot, which I've never had.

:29:10
And she's never given me
the time of day.

:29:12
Suddenly, today she's all, ''Hey,
I saw you on TV, and you were great.''

:29:16
And I'm all, ''You know, I just made some
gingerroot gazpacho, come on over.''

:29:20
The next thing you know,
ba-da-bing!

:29:22
- I mean, I'm human.
- What do you mean? Why didn't you stop?

:29:25
Stop?
:29:27
- Why didn't you stop?
- I'm the guy. I don't stop!

:29:31
Thas the woman's job.
We're the gas, they're the brakes.

:29:36
- Go talk to Shari.
Honey, let him come talk to you.
- Why? Why me?

:29:41
- Because you brought the cameras here.
- You brought the girl.

:29:45
Is that the way it is? You can't do me
that one little, simple favor? Great.

:29:50
Okay, I don't need
any favors from you!

:29:53
Matter of fact,
P.S., go to hell!

:29:58
Friggin' out of his gourd.

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