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:27:01
They never bothered
to pick a guy with any talent.

:27:04
Or even anything to say.
:27:06
They seem to celebrate
the fact that the guy's a boob.

:27:10
Sort of a joyous celebration
of boobery. Thas what it is.

:27:13
Take it easy.
:27:17
- Hey, Ed, your show stinks.
- What a loser!

:27:22
Hey, Ed, you want my autograph?
:27:25
Okeydokey.
:27:35
Ten dollars?
:27:37
You're telling me now
you want $10 to walk my dog?

:27:40
Listen, we had a deal,
you little eight-year-old bastard.

:27:44
I'll tell you what.
Keep the dog.

:27:49
Who is it?
:27:51
- Who is it?
- Is me, Ed, buddy.

:27:54
Ed? Just kiddin'. How you doin'?
:27:57
Good. You ready to watch the game?
:27:59
Actually, no. I'm a little bit sleepy.
I'm tired, exhausted...

:28:04
What are you talkin' about being
sleepy? Five minutes to tip-off.

:28:06
Is time for Rocket ball!
:28:09
Ray, where do you keep
the glasses?

:28:11
Oh, Shari's here.
Why didn't you just say so, huh?

:28:16
- Hi, Shari.
- Who's Shari?

:28:19
Who's that?
:28:24
Okay. Oh, God, oh, God.
:28:26
- Want me to get that?
- No, I got it. Ed, don't go, l...

:28:29
Whoa, whoa! Look at that!
Get in on that!

:28:32
Oh, man!
:28:34
You're being misled by
a manipulating medium called television.

:28:37
- Les get out.
- No, she's a homeless girl.
Ed, don't leave.

:28:41
She was out on the street, so l...
:28:43
She didn't have any clothes
or a place to stay, and l...
Honey? Oh, shit! Ed?

:28:48
What do you mean homeless?
My place is better than this dump.

:28:51
Dump?
:28:52
- What?
- That was Shari on the phone.
She saw the whole thing on TV.

:28:56
- I gotta tell ya, she's pissed.
- No shit, Ray. Who's the girl?


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